Clairvoyants around the world should please hurry down to Nigeria for
their service is well needed around here. Their coming now will be a
little too late but it is better late than never. Since ours is a nation
with great predilection for strikes, their being of service to us will
help us make the most of industrial actions we experience here.
Of course, having seers around will mitigate the effects of strikes
on our lives, making it a thing to exploit, not to deplore. For, given
the right information, we have the capacity to turn a seemingly
unpleasant circumstance to a wonderful one. And this we can actualise as
regards strike, if we had forecasters within our reach.
It is a common knowledge that Nigeria has enough clairvoyants. In
fact, the country is brimming with them. From the gods of men in Lagos
synagogues to the ordinary man at the street corner who would always
correctly tell you the team to carry a match even when the game is still
afoot.
We have them here. It is just that they have not redirected their
ability to this all-important area so needed by Nigerians. Given their
wizardry in the act, I don’t want to believe that telling when a strike
would end is too much a thing for them to foresee. No it can’t be, not
when these men stay in Nigeria and predict what is to happen overseas
and it happens just as they presaged.
With this established, let us then call on them to look inwards.
Perhaps, they may by that begin to receive honour in their country.
Actually, these gifted people should be in the employ of the government.
It is not out of place to demand that. Since government is notorious
for carrying about in a manner that triggers strike, let it make
available for us seers who will provide us with the telling that would
help us manage our lives while industrial actions last.
Today’s subject is informed by a report I read which has it that the
strike embarked upon by ASUU since July 2, 2013 has forced many students
in Abeokuta and its environs to register for various vocational
trainings. The report revealed that the students, tired of idling about
at home and spurred by their parents, took up vocational trainings in
tailoring, hairdressing, auxiliary nursing, electronic repairs, shoe
making, carpentry etcetera.
One Bisi Adedeji, who is a student of History and Diplomatic Studies
at the Tai Solarin University, Ijebu-Ode, said, “I voluntarily told my
parents I wanted to learn the trade after realising that a solution to
the strike is not in sight and looking ahead for employment benefits
after acquiring the degree certificates which is in doubt. I quickly
decided to learn the trade for my benefits and to be independent and an
employer of labour.”
Most of the students interviewed said they were tired of sitting at
home and have grown to be passionate about their training, adding that
the current high rate of unemployment in the country and the challenges
of getting a white collar jobs led them into going for the training. For
Mr Femi Shodunke, whose ward is an undergraduate, the strike may be a
blessing in disguise as many of the students may end up using the trade
learnt while it lasted to better their lives in future.
As laudable as this initiative of the undergraduates may be, I have
one fear for them which is that the strike may be called off at any
moment thus putting the kibash on the completion of their trainings.
Some of them may have opted not to go for this training immediately
the strike began because of this fear. Seeing the lingering slant the
strike has taken: they may sign in for the training on the seventh week
only for it called off on the nineth week. In that scenario, will the
two weeks be enough to provide them with all the knowledge required for
the craft?
It is for this reason that we should be availed the service of seers
who will readily tell us at the outset of an industrial action how many
months it is to last. Better still, any of the two sides to the trade
dispute should be magnanimous to let us know the length of days the
strike would take, for both of them are in a position to.
Hence, it is not enough for ASUU to tell us that they are embarking
on a “total and indefinite strike”. In as much as they left us a clue in
that, the union could have gone further to tell us the exact number of
days it can wait on the Federal Government after which it would accept
its fate and return to the classroom trusting God to intervene in the
matter. You know that is what we are good at: beckoning on the Almighty
for help in issues we can glaringly take care of by ourselves.
In the same vein, the Federal Government can spill the beans as
regards when they intend to make the lecturers return to work. They can
simply disclose how long they would want to call off the bluff of ASUU.
Although the Finance Minister’s claim that government has no money to
foot the N92 billion demands of ASUU is instructive, she could have
added that ASUU could therefore remain on strike till the end of the
life of this administration for all they care.
If only she had been that generous with the above line, then would
Nigerian students know they have over a year to toy with. With that in
mind, don’t be surprised when you see them become more of an artisan
than a student whenever the strike is called off. In the hostels you
will be sure to find sowing machines and other equipment littered over
the place. There is even a great probability that you may find students
trying to fix their clients’ vehicles under that tree in front of their
dorm while lectures are going on in their classes.
But cheerio for this is just a supposition. My fear is that that
mocking remark of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation(SGF)
spells the possibility of bringing this to life. At a recent meeting
between the government and ASUU over the impasse, SGF- Anyim Pius Anyim
had ridiculed to the amusement of those on government’s side that the
Minister of Education should “go and give them(ASUU) N400 billion,”
It is the fact that such a scornful statement can come from a senior
government official like him that makes one understand why more students
are enrolling for artisanal trainings. That pejorative remark is much
of a pointer to how long it will take for the strike to be called off.
If only these people will speak in plain languages so that poor students
would understand their fate. But since they wouldn’t, let them at least
employ forecasters to come to rescue of students.
But seriously speaking, do we really need the services of
clairvoyants? And do we indeed need parties to the industrial action
telling us when they will culminate the strike? I know the answers to
these questions are required to guide undergraduates who would want to
use the time-out to enter for artisanal trainings, however, here is
another poser: Are our students supposed to punctuate their university
education with accidental skills acquisition programmes?
These goes to show that there is truly no alternative to ending the
current strike that has crippled activities at the nation’s public
universities. On that score, it is incumbent on ASUU and the government
to work sincerely for the quick resolution of this impasse that has the
potency of turning our young ones into artisans rather than scholars.
It’s not even as if they will be good artisans as their trainings
will ultimately be disrupted by the call-off of the strike. Further,
they may not have fixed their entire mind on learning the craft since
their ernest expectation would be for the strike to be called off.
Similarly, the possibility that they would not see the end of the
trainings could tamper their devotion to the vocational tutelage.
It is bad enough that the country is already reputed to be
overflowing with half-baked graduates, let’s not make it worse by
creating room for half-baked artisans as well. It’s high time academic
activities is allowed to resume in our public universities.
Ugochukwu Ugwuanyi,
Editor-in-Chief,
wazobiapost.com
ug.ugovester@gmail.com
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