A liitle gist about this tensed up UNILAG DLI students

Yaga, finally had time to write about this so called DLI students. At first, I thought DLI is a kind of program registered for by adults, a kinda adult education tingy but to my amazement, it aint oh. With what I saw on Sunday evening, hmm lipsealed. Lemme drop the tory that revealed them to me. Here is the gist, got to school on Sunday around 9pm after attending the #JOB house party. 

On getting to Newhall, voices rather than a quiet environment was what welcomed me. At first, I thought regular students had resumed but that’s not possible, no hostel yet. How come? I decided to just pass by oh,
amebo wasn’t sth I planned on doing but seeing adults play Childs play, you can’t afford to miss. Me I stood looking anyways. 

One would take this DLI peeps to be cool but trust me, they aint near cool. They are an upgraded version of the slang werey ree oo . Earlier on, before I left for the #JOB party, I found two DLI students about to punch themselves in the same newhall beside njoku hostel unto P of who owns this car and the reply the question got was rude, didn’t really stay to know the end. But the latter I was talking about, I stayed. Just imagine those kegites in circles singing in loud voices, that’s a good picture of what I saw. 2-3 guys were drumming while others close to 500 students hanged around dancing either half drunk or drunk. They sang this interesting song about a girl, if am right, Yetunde is her name. The song was about her being knacked and gotten pregnant blah blah blah *memory goes blank*. 

The next scene was a church scene, a girl in short gown with a lil cute tribal mark and less than 10 UKWU came out to make a confession that guys have been complaining about her UKWU that she wants the pastor to pray for her that her UKWU should increase *LOL, a sight to behold* The pastor prayed and we all said UKWU instead of amen *earth knows why am putting UKWU in capital letters* After that, singing singing singing and emm less I forget. 

You will notice a particular girl in the first pics, wearing our girls school uniform. Just her back pics tho. She really shaked her UKWU perhaps she was half drunk coz some guys touched it as she shaked it *erases that*. She was the most active, reason they called her MISS DLI that night. 

About the below pictures, you all know one aint allowed to snap in that kind of scene but I managed to take some pictures without flash or being noticed. After the whole show, I asked someone what he thinks of DLI students. The guy said they just want to feel among like they haven’t experienced the university life before so the urge to partake is making them run pass terry G. 

 But seriously, I had fun but was woken up the next morning by a voice shouting “wake up wake up, it’s time for morning devotion aaaarggghhh which devotion again. This DLI students, na wa oh una no make me sleep again. *runshome*

Now, you all can't enter the hostel coz they've reported the regular students to be invading their privacy. I hope they carry the rooms along after their final paper. WISH THEM SUCCESS IN THEIR EXAMS (AMEN)

By #OppositeMindThinker

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