HALL YOU DON’T WANNA WRITE EXAMS IN, IN UNILAG!!! by @olabodesaygee

  

After a long struggle with the school authority, the news reached me that the first semester exams have been postponed!!!

Thanking God almighty for the extra week I need to prepare for the examination!!!Coming from someone that starts reading a week to exams. Well if you are like me, I mean if you are the type that goes to the exam hall with the aim of just doing the ones you know and spying the rest or you be extremist whey carry bomb enter exam hall, this article is for you.

Imagine say you no read at all, and instead wey you go carry book read over night, naa so so bomb you write all night. After writing the bomb, the next morning you discover say dem don shift your exam center go sports center or main auditorium??

NAA DIE YOU DEY SO!!! Well these are the places you don’t want to write exams in school especially if you fall in these categories.

 

EDUCATION

Education Hall

If you don prepare expo and dem cum carry only your level of your department go dis hall, my brothers and sisters in the exponential ministry, your ministry cannot move to its permanent site o!

ENVIRONMENTAL

Faculty Auditorium

My brother you no read at all with the OT say you wan cum dub for exam hall dem cum put you for dis hall, naa OYO you dey o! 

FACULTY OF SOCIAL SCIENCE

Hall 1A and 2A

You don read two topics and your friend don read two topics, dem cum space una die for the hall. My fellow students *in Patience Jonathans voice*, naa only two questions you and your friend go fit answer be dat o!

ARTS

Art Theater

You don prepare for exam over night, dem cum bring exam questions, you no know anything for Dere and you dey inside this hall, my brothers and sisters in the school, please just go and submit, but keep the question paper as past question when you want to do it again. 

BUSINESS ADMISTRATION

Room 8 and Room 9

If you are writing exam in these halls and you are planning to phone a friend or ask the audience, I am so so sorry for you, if dem catch you ennh? E don finish for you be dat o!

SCIENCE

Diploma Halls and LT 026

If you say you be Shekau and you don carry bomb, and you are writing exams in any of these halls, brethren am sorry to say that you bomb might not work here and even if it works you would be caught on the CCT V cameras installed in these halls.

ENGINEERING

Engineering LT

Dis place big no be small o! My brothers and sisters, dat giraffe neck wey you don dey plan use? Might not work, so am advising you to have a plan b or better still you might need to re strategize o!

LAW

Law Annex

This hall is under renovation, I hear say dem wan install metal detector for every sit to detect phones and gadget wey dem law student dey use detonate bomb for exam hall. Well if you are one of them detonators,you will need to start thinking of making another detonator that the metal detector will not discover o!

 NOTE: Well, with all these said and done, I just want to tell you to prepare well for your comingexams and please shun examination malpractices. Read the back of your docket well and read the penalties too. 

From Olabode Saygee to all Unilag students I say best of luck and favour in your exams….till we meet again I say by for now *off to the library to read/sleep/look around/collect AC/toast babe/while away time etc*

 

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