Attimes, you need to spice things up. *winks* This aint my real face you know.
Penis. Vagina.
Go on – say them aloud. Utterly
ridiculous. How did a civil society come to adopt such grotesque names for our
private parts?
Thankfully that horrific P-word need
never pass your lips again – because this article will supply you an entirely new set of
penis names. What’s more, all of them have been certified as suitable for using
in a court of law and over dinner with the in-laws.
“Dad, you’ll never guess what happened to
my cream rod while Jumoke and I were riding out yesternyt!”
See? Certified.
Nasty
names for penis
★ Womb broom
★ Mutton dagger
★ Snot rocket
★ Yogurt slinger
★ Meat scepter
★ Weapon of ass destruction
★ Wedding wrecker
★ Clam hammer
★ Spam javelin
★ Taco warmer
★ Tuna torpedo
★ Meat popsicle
★ Mr. Sniffles
★ Muff marauder
More Nasty Names for Penis
Personal Favourites
★ AIDS baster
★ Dora the explorer
★ Kidney scraper
★ Gash mallet
★ Crotch
vomiter
★ Cervix
crusader
★ Womb raider
★ Whore
thermometer
★ Uncle
Reamus
★ Vagina
miner
★ Veinous
Maximus
★ Vlad the
Impaler
★ Vomit rod
★ Puff the
one-eyed dragon
★ The artful
throbber
★ Jurassic
pork
★ The bone
ranger
★ Womb ferret
★ Baloney baton
★ Tummy
banana
★ Tiny Tim
★ Skin flute
★ Slit-eyed
demon
★ Sludge pump
★ Ho wrecker
★ Porridge
gun
★ Woody womb
pecker
★ Just-in-beaver
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