Top 9 Makeout Spots in UNILAG

Almost every night I take long walks virtually round the whole school just to calm my nerves and get a little exercise since I'm too lazy to actually do sports. Also I love taking walks to do a little amebo and see what people are up to. During my many nights taking long walks I've seen many things, I've seen guys spending their life savings on girls buying them shawarma, chicken and chips and later on eating garri in the hostel, I've also seen men come from outside school to oppress us male students with their big cars to pick up OUR girls (that really gets on my nerves). I've also seen some male students bring their fathers cars to school blasting their car speakers on the highest volume hoping it would attract girls (and sadly it does), and most interesting of all, I see couples making out in various semi dark private spots and I find that interesting so I tend to walk slowly when I see couples kissing so I can just stare at them and embarrass them with my wondering glare. Out of all the numerous spots I've seen only eight of them are 'on point'.

1. FSS ROAD: The whole FSS road sidewalks are beehives at night, most especially the entrance to the FSS complex vicinity where there are steps and comfortable corners you could 'DO YOUR BUSINESS' with trees covering you and shading you from everyone else. It's like a bird eye view where you can see the people passing by clearly but all they see are shadows. That place is always filled up at night basically because it is very dark and even if there's light in school, that spot is still dark all the same.

2. Honors hall/ ISL Car Park: It's like a two-in-one spot, first there's the ISL fence where there are some spaces inside the fence shaped like chairs for people to sit comfortably. The downside is that there are only five spaces inside the fence so it is limited and its first come first serve. Then beside the fence along the sidewalk are some structures with chairs and benches and shades. That spot is strictly reserved for girls in Honours Hall and their various boyfriends.

3. Lagoon front: This is meant to be the number one spot but the downside is that guards are always there on patrol and once in a while they tend to disturb the lovers making out. There was this one time I was with my babe and we were on the swing doing Indian romance and kissing and one guard came and told us to leave and said if we wanted him to leave us we should tip him. Lagoon front is nice because the space there is so massive if everyone in school decided to make out there it would contain them (ok you know).

4. Biz Admin (all the corners): All the corners in Biz Admin are private enough but the places people use the most is the pavement where you can comfortably sit and make out. There's also this basement where photocopy is done but it is not always open. By the way, it's best to go there in the evening for privacy sakes.

5. Love Garden: It is located between Faculty of Arts and Senate building with trees and high concrete slabs where you can sit and just chill. Mostly Arts and Law students chill out and make out in that spot. It's very public and open at day but at night it's as quiet as a grave yard with couples there.

6. Chemical Engineering Stair Case: This spot is probably the most 'coded' spot in the whole school because only a few people can see the potential there so even though they see it every time nobody knows it exists except a few people. Even I stumbled upon the spot and the funny part is that it is not all that hidden but for some odd reason I can't explain why nobody ever looks there.

7. Architecture Quadrangle: This place is situated inside the architecture compound close to the lagoon front. Firstly it is far from civilization so you can be sure no guard is going to disturb you when you are kissing your babe and also there's privacy because inside the quadrangle there are many corners, your only problem is the mosquito's there.

8. Moremi Garden (When there is no light): This spot is every guys worst nightmare because all the Sharwama, Chicken and chips, ice-cream sellers and all other variety of EXPENSIVE edibles are found there and if you take your babe there and she sees all other babes there, she'll insist you get her something and if you don't have anything more than #500 on you,you're toast! . The upside is when there's a blackout in the school mehn that spot is crazy. The concrete benches are very comfortable and you can do virtually anything without people staring at you, I'm not saying you can't make out there when there's no light but for those of you who love privacy, that place is like heaven when there's no light (ironical isn't it?)

9. Education Love Garden: The only problem with that plae is that its too far from civilization. That place is awesome and private. Its so dim you can do anything *winks* in there, there's seats and trees specially designed for an atmosphere like that and guards don't parade the place much. Edu love garden would favor those whose hostels are by the gate and also people in Honours.

Credit - Opeyemi Famakin