If any random guy hears the word “Unilag Girls”, he would
think of them as one set of classy, posh chics in the first choice university. Well,
that’s a big shocker lie because what they do is package.
Am going to reveal 5 things you probably never took into consideration while thinking of this school chics.
1.
Party!!!!!!!!- Incase you don’t know, unilag
girls can party like that’s one of their course they need to have a first class
in. The funniest part is they attend parties they don’t even have prior knowledge
to. Imagine getting to know about a party 5min to it, unilag girls will turn
up. That’s why all parties that involve unilag babes are always ladies free.
The part that annoys me is that they will go to a party holding no purse or money and they still survive. How they do am yet to figure out. Apart from saying unilag girls, you can say party girls. YEA that’s unilag girls for you
The part that annoys me is that they will go to a party holding no purse or money and they still survive. How they do am yet to figure out. Apart from saying unilag girls, you can say party girls. YEA that’s unilag girls for you
2.
Use of
Bumshort: Owning of this attire is top priority. Every unilag girl has a
bumshort even my muslim folks no dey carry last. If am lieing, drop a comment
and I will proof to you because this is an undisputable fact. You can ask the
organisers of ASAP why he customized a bumshort with ASAP written on it. Evenn freshers within 2weeks of resumption
will quickly adapt to the bum short trend. Since yaba is just a stone throw. Two
things you need to know about the bum short trend is that (i) they are mostly
black or deep of any colour (ii) an average unilag girl washes her bumshort
after a week buh makama girls ehn ehn *lipsealed*
3.
Well this no 3 might not be on point but trust
me, it’s so so true. BUYING OF CHICKEN and CHIPS without KETCHUP. Some girls
don’t even know it’s ketchup. You will see them saying “pls don’t add the red
thing” that’s why it’s optional. The tush ones will collect everything but
remove once they get to their hostel.
4.
“pls let my friends know I went out with a rich
guy” – Yea, that’s the secret code we girls use (lol am unisex) Well they wount
say it directly. They will just ask you to buy something for them, even if you buy
sth they can eat immediately, they wount eat it oh. Their friends needs to see
the little things you for her everyday. I even heard it’s somewhat like a
competition now between girls to show which bf is really rich.
5.
Famzing/Borrow Borrow/Bragging – OMG unilag
girls can brag of an empty account that will get deactivated if money aint
deposited inside. Their purse carries more than one ATM, expired and existing
ones. They can famz ordinary #50
wristband, a dude snapback , Ozone toilet mirror and even GT bank chair. If you’ve
neva famz one toilet mirror before drop a comment *yimu*
Oya ease up and free your veins. It’s the truth, never meant
any harm…
I LOVE UNILAG GIRLS, YOU ALL ROCK
No 1 ehnnn, dat numba 2 is so so on point and the last one. Me sef sabi sey dem famz die
ReplyDeleteSee beefers oh, na dem go dey ask us out again..mtchewww
ReplyDeleteWell evrytin here isn't true.. I'm a unilag gal n I dnt fancy parties so.. Pls u cn say mst or sme unilag gals, we rnt all d same.. Thank u
ReplyDeleteU luv unilag gals yet u r pushin wrd in2 der mouth. U guy sef r funny sumtym u dont appreciate gals dat dont overdo nd everi gal wan a decent, enriched nd loaded guy wat do u expect a gal 2 dọ̥ 2 mit u guyz standard hissssss
ReplyDeleteNo1. The writer's a girl.
DeleteNo2. If you did English in sec school. You should know "unilag girls" doesn't mean all unilag girls. It means most unilag girls. There are always exceptions to all thigns.
3. Why should u girls want a loaded guy? Don't you have parents? Am I the one that sent you to school? Dating u doesn't mean I've to take care of your needs. My baby knows that.
4. Everything she said is the truth abt our girls and that makes me happy cos they are just like every other girl in naija.
5. You don't have to hate me. Just passing by.
well, not all but most girls do this and if you aren't one of the thumbs up to you. Nobody is beefing anybody and nobody is pushing words into anyone's mouth if you are not one of them you say so #fact
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm_speechless! But I must talk o cos am a unilag student and I knw much abt d bum short fink_is like a uniform,every evening u see dem roaming abt most especially in vat new hall looking for guys to buy dem nite food_smh unilag bitches so fucked in d head! #ladorama
ReplyDeleteLool ... Unilag gals lik yahoo boiz nd get so freaked about a guy driving a car . I own a car nd i know what gals do . lol
ReplyDeleteUnilag gals likes sex !!! LOL
ReplyDeleteMost of them are oloshos sef !!! Very useless set of gals . They do all sorts for money or rather date a rich guy
ReplyDeleteLol....u really are angry
DeleteBros u no lie o..if u wana c Bump short cme 2 new hall arnd 8pm...daz whr dy promote it,lol
ReplyDeleteNever famzed a toilet tho
ReplyDeleteI'm a unilag girl too and out of d five none applies to me. So its better u say some unilag girls
ReplyDeleteLwkmd d ketchup tin ehn...see wash!maulag babes:))))))))))))
ReplyDeleteWhich unilag gal brk ur hrt unilag parole :|
ReplyDeleteThis blogger is dumb!!! The fact that you spent all your school days in "New hall" does not mean you should judge all the ladies based on what you see there or the skreps you move with.. There are soo many classy girls in school, unfortunately, your poor social standard "can't" let you meet or roll with em.. So u obviously write about the ones u know and make friends with... Having a blog doesn't make you an important person in school, so the trash you spit on here doesn't matter.. I speak on behalf of all the Female students in UNILAG... You are not a worthy akokaite You might delete my comment tho, but if you had the balls to put this trash about us up, you should also put my comment up for every1 to see... Shikina!!;;
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This blogger is dumb!!! The fact that you spent all your school days in "New hall" does not mean you should judge all the ladies based on what you see there or the skreps you move with.. There are soo many classy girls in school, unfortunately, your poor social standard "can't" let you meet or roll with em.. So u obviously write about the ones u know and make friends with... Having a blog doesn't make you an important person in school, so the trash you spit on here doesn't matter.. I speak on behalf of all the Female students in UNILAG... You are not a worthy akokaite You might delete my comment tho, but if you had the balls to put this trash about us up, you should also put my comment up for every1 to see... Shikina!!;;
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this one no be unilag person probably one of those bowen guys who come over to pick girls wrote this shitty comment
DeleteI agree with yiu step........lol.....the guy don press P o
DeleteLyke criuzly....none applies to me,am also expecting unilag boys own oooo
ReplyDeleteSeun!haba small small they yab unilag babe's na wetin we do u,neva famzed with a toilet mirror tho and as for partying it's a normal fin joor.Greatest Akokaites
ReplyDeletePlease when writting unilag boys own dnt forget to add that they borrow cars to show off, and make friends with guys dt are financially ok to atttract girls. Lol...........bt those points are true tho.
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